wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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crrocs:

Loser at school super extreme blogger by night

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senpaimami:

If your girl doesn’t cuss you out atleast once a week she dont love you

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khushamdeed:

Once I read a post about how a mother passed away and the kids were eating the leftovers which would be the last food they would ever taste that was made by her hands and idk it just put things into perspective for me and every now and then I’ll remember that post whenever I’m eating my mom’s food and it makes me realize what a blessing it is to be able to eat her food whether I like it or not like idk I am just so thankful

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